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Terra Incognita
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May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inharold camping has promised that the rapture will be on may 21, 2011.. .
they've put it on this van that "the bible guarantees it", so it must be true!.
after all, would this face lie?.
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Cantleave:"Thought he could explain the great disappointment!!!"
Cantleave, you obvesly have not been reading Obves' hypergraphic productions-errh-I mean predictions.
He said that there was only a 2% chance of Camping being right about May 21. You see, he categorizes half a dozen possible dates into different percentages of their probability of being THE date. I think he's been prattling about September 29 for quite a while now.
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Your best one sentence JW comeback contest
by moshe ini am looking for your best jw comeback- the kind that makes a jw's jaw drop.
ok, even two pithy sentences will do.. here's one i have used before on jws,.
moshe: " do you know what an oxymoron is?
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It's more of a chant and I don't think it qualifies as one sentence; but here goes:
1914, 1914; rah rah rah!
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1914, 1914; ha ha ha!!
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1914, 1914; blah blah blah!!!
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May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inharold camping has promised that the rapture will be on may 21, 2011.. .
they've put it on this van that "the bible guarantees it", so it must be true!.
after all, would this face lie?.
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At least this guy is making a lot of money as people await the Rapture.
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Attack and Destroy, New JW Policy
by eruption inso now we know, that anyone who partakes of the emblems,he/ she will now have the stigma of being labeled mentally ill bestowed on them, by whom ?
by the same people who are supposed to be caring for them, step forward the governing body.. now think about it, if this is the way they treat thier most ardent supporters, you would not want these people as your enemys, why ?, because they (and i choose my words carefully ) are psychopaths, how so ?
because if you attack the jw bottom line, $$$$$ then they react like any corp, they attack and destroy, in this case even the annointed, if they are not safe from attack who is ?.
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By the way, welcome to the forum eruption.
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Attack and Destroy, New JW Policy
by eruption inso now we know, that anyone who partakes of the emblems,he/ she will now have the stigma of being labeled mentally ill bestowed on them, by whom ?
by the same people who are supposed to be caring for them, step forward the governing body.. now think about it, if this is the way they treat thier most ardent supporters, you would not want these people as your enemys, why ?, because they (and i choose my words carefully ) are psychopaths, how so ?
because if you attack the jw bottom line, $$$$$ then they react like any corp, they attack and destroy, in this case even the annointed, if they are not safe from attack who is ?.
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I remember, when I was a Witness in the 1970s, one of the brothers speak disparagingly of a member of the anointed (post 1935). It was common back then to look down upon the "young" anointed as being potentially counterfeit. I'm sure it is even more common nowadays since they don't want to be reminded of their convoluted doctrines that are being more and more falsified with each passing year. The Witnesses in general would probably like to see them go drop dead. Unless they're over a 100 years old.
Legitimate member of the "Anointed".
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Men are Adorable!
by Robdar inthis afternoon i had the pleasure of listening to my dad, husband and son discuss timing belts, the teeth they rest on, camshafts, and other car parts that i cant recall at such a late hour.
they were totally engrossed in the conversation and it was fun listening to them talk.
the air was thick with testosterone and they were so manly that i just had to smile about it.
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Coochi coo
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Bethel Apostates are the True Faithful and Discreet Slave
by doubtful inthere is absolutely nothing "discreet" about the old "governor's body".
they parade themselves around like celebrities, show up to give talks in foreign countries where they don't even speak the language, and plaster their pictures all over their magazines.
they also make more references to themselves than any sane group people in their right mind ever should.
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Factfinder: "It used to be you'd never see a picture of a gb member or read his name in the books or magazines."
Does anyone know when we'll be getting new releases with their author names? How much will they be charging for autographed versions?
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May 21, 2011 - The Rapture Cometh!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite inharold camping has promised that the rapture will be on may 21, 2011.. .
they've put it on this van that "the bible guarantees it", so it must be true!.
after all, would this face lie?.
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Now don't quote Deuteronomy 18:20-22 on me!
I never said that I was predicting this in the name of Jehovah.
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After the pregnant woman is Raptured on May 21st - what happens to her fetus?
by moshe inapparently, this has pregnant christians twisted in a knot trying to figure out how g-d will handle this paradox.
fetuses in heaven?
- or does g-d just let them die with the discarded human body left behind?.
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aSphereisnotaCircle:"Its at 6 PM, I do not know what time zone though."
Since it's at 6 PM throughout in each time zone, I guess that gives those of us, on the right side of the time zone some time to repent.
